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User:waldorfs (14435708) Paid User
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Name:DAMN THAT MOTHERCHUCKER!
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Est-ce que je t'éblouis?
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TESTIMONIALS:
~lastinterlude

You are funny, and smart and you play with drills with me. Like I don't even know. LOL. I look forward to your posts on CAPS, because they're always so good and really funny. :D I'm so glad that you're a new lj friend of mine, your hilarity makes my day! :D

~lifetechnicolor

Oh man bb you crack my shit up. You remind me constantly of how hilarious and fun you really are. Also it is because of you my love for RPattz never fades, which is most definitely a public service. I love having you on my flist because I know your posts will be entertaining without fail.

~jorajo

You will always be Chuck Bass Potter to me. And I will never, ever look at Chuck Bass the same ever again. In fact, when I see pictures of E-West, I'm like WHERE IS HIS LITTL BABY BODY???? You bring the lulz like crazy and I know I can always count on you for a laugh and a good cracked out chat (and also crazy good manips). Everyone in Caps dazzles me and you, my bb, are no exception at all. <3


~finch00

DEAR DDC,

Honestly, if you lived near me, I would hope that we would have the same relationship we do on the interwebs. I like how you get my Disney shit and oh, DDC. I hope you know that I would not call you your real name even if I did know you IRL, because you're the DDC that completes me.

Because of you, and only you, I sometimes find RPattz to be the sex god that most people think of him as always being.


~futurecohen

YOU MAKE MY LIFE AWESOME BY BEING MY SECRET LOVE AFFAIR WHOM I CHERISH WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

SERIOUSLY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SETH LOVES SUMMER.
MORE THAN ASTORIA LOVES CEDRIC.


~scullyish

CHUCKERBONE~! My gangsta love, Clyde to my Bonnie, Mulder to my Scully, Hansel to my Derek, etc etc etc.

When I first interacted with you in Caps I was intimidated by your general lulziness and otherwise amazingness, because like KT said I couldn't conceive why someone so funny would be amused by me at all, and you should know that I rarely ever connect to new people, and it's all because you were so awesome and friendly and because you get all the things I say and tbqh whenever I post as Pansy the thing I wait for is Draco's response, because your Draco makes my life. Basically I wish I lived in Cali so we could hang out for reals because I'm really glad to have you as a part of my life, even if it's only ever an online thing. (Which it totally won't be - SF OR BUST OMG)

So basically, I love you like Pansy loves Draco. THE END.


~archibalds

ILU BC WE ARE HIGHLY COMPATIBLE IN ALMOST EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE. YOU MAKE MY LIFE AWESOME BC WE BOTH CAN SIP ON THE HATERADE AND LAUGH ABOUT IT LATER.

:***********

DON'T YOU LOVE HOW CONSIDERATE I AM? I'M NOT A TOTAL BITCH ALL THE TIME OKAY? I JUST SPEAK DA TRUUUF, AND I'M ONLY MEAN TO RUDE BITCHES AND THE BLOATED ONES, LIKE STEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!! OH PLZ, WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE BITCH #1. IN FACT, I RECALL DECLARING THAT STATEMENT PREVIOUSLY. I ONLY LEARN FROM THE BEST, BB. DON'T DENY IT.

AW HOW NICE :** ITS LIKE I'M YOUR OTHER HALF. I MEAN, I RLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU. WHO ELSE WOULD CONVERT ME FROM LOVING POKEMON CHACE TO ED?! srsly.


~arigold

Wow so I'm late doing this. I know we hardly ever talk now, but you've been one of my longest online friends! I remember when I comment threads would get absolutely ridiculous and we'd share our insane knowledge of celebrities. Even when we didn't agree on celebs, we could still have "serious" conversations about it. And I thought you should know that the Entourage collage (hey, that rhymes!) you made me is up on my wall! Basically, this post was to say that you're amazing, smart, funny, witty, and your posts always amuse me!


~pandoraswake

To my OTP/Secret Boyfriend/J Ceddy/Abusive Bella:

Oh my gosh, I don't even know if I can properly express my love for you~ lol. Sorry if this doesn't sound eloquent at all (as if you'd ever care about that shit), but here it goes:

To be honest, the first time I ever met you in chat, I was intimidated by you lol. I was so amazed that ~Cedric Diggory~'s player was talking to me of all people. I saw your epic lulzyness in the comm and I never thought that someone as hilarious as you could be amused by someone as unfunny as me. GUESS THAT WAS POOR JUDGEMENT ON MY PART~~~

You're honestly like the best friend I've never had; I just feel so comfortable being myself around you, talking about the most random shit ever and not caring about embarassing or making a fool of myself. YOU GET ME~ WHEN NOBODY UNDERSTANDS, YOU COME AND TAKE A CHANCE~ But seriously, I've never met anyone who understood me like you do, and have never felt so connected to a person.

Our conversations never fail to make me laugh; I'm pretty much always crying from the lulz everytime we talk, which is like 24/7 basically, so I can almost guarantee that you'll be the death of me via excessive laughter. Our mutual love for all things 90's, pop culture, Rpattz, JT, Britney, and everything in between just amuses me to no end; I could talk forever and ever about all this stuff w/ you.

I don't know what I'd do without you; as pathetic as it is, I seriously freaked out when you told me that you didn't have unlimited txt and wouldn't be able to keep in touch with me when I'm not online, because I ~obviously~ cannot get enough of you on AIM.

It still amazes me that you even knew about me before Caps, all the way from vexels.net and twatlight (GET OUT OF MY DREAMS, GET INTO MY CAR~); it just shows how we were ~meant to be friends~, true OTPs; no one else can even compare (sorry y'all, this is just trufax).


sry 2 be sappy, but I thought this was v. appropriate:

When I'm weak I draw strength from you
And when you're lost I know how to change your mood
And when I'm down you breathe life over me
Even though we're miles apart we are each other's destiny

ps: sorry that KT gets clingy as fuck on J Ceddy, but wth can you blame me? They're fucking hot AND qt together. They make me ship Rpattz/BS freal~



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Friend of:46: a_love_so_deep, archibalds, arigold, aspired, bombsawaaaay, britneyrocks26, captaincatapult, chopinian, clap4deadric, cryfreedom, d0rki0ne, doratheauror, enamors, finch00, futurecohen, greenzo, gryffindorgeek, happyville, iloveurmovies, im_a_lewser, imamonsterr, jearsforqueers, jorajo, justyluv06, lastinterlude, leftofield, lifetechnicolor, lilmatil, lisnaskea, oxymoronassoc, pandoraswake, penikett, prizedham, rositoes_potter, runaround_kid, scullyish, simplealee, sparkly_stuff, starshollow, tehuberfangirl, thequene, tigtogtag, touchmybell, touchthesoul, vocally, waldorfs
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